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Cthulhu 2024 Campaign Sticker

Mark your territory in the name of the great, the mighty, the tentacled! Our "Cthulhu 2024" sticker is the perfect accessory for the discerning pessimist.

Policy Positions

Where do the old ones land on the issues?

Cthulhu does not simply offer tired variations of other party positions.

The Environment

Return the Earth to the Old Ones! ocus on reversing human progress to restore Earth to a primordial state, preparing for the return of the Great Old Ones. This could include dismantling modern infrastructure and reducing human influence on the planet.

Foreign Policy

Unite Under the Stars! Establish alliances with otherworldly entities and ancient gods. Promote a global order that recognizes the dominance of cosmic beings over human nations.

Healthcare

Sanity is Overrated! mplement a healthcare system that provides free mental health services, focusing on helping citizens cope with the inevitable madness brought by Cthulhus reign.

The Economy

Prosperity Through Chaos! Create an economy based on chaos and unpredictability. Abolish traditional financial systems and encourage bartering with eldritch artifacts and forbidden knowledge.

Education

Knowledge is Madness! Revamp the education system to include the study of forbidden texts and eldritch lore. Teach children about the insignificance of humanity in the grand cosmic scheme.

Social Issues

All Are Equal in dispair! Promote equality by ensuring that all citizens are equally exposed to the mind-bending horrors of the cosmos. Implement programs to distribute eldritch artifacts and induce shared visions of terror.

Technology and Innovation

Embrace the Eldritch! Encourage technological advancements that align with the principles of ancient cosmic knowledge. Promote the development of devices that can communicate with other dimensions and summon eldritch beings.

Law and Order

Order Through Chaos! Establish a legal system based on the chaotic and unpredictable nature of the cosmos. Implement laws that reflect the whims of ancient gods and cosmic entities.

FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions

Common Questions and the closest to answers the void can provide.

Who is Cthulhu?

Cthulhu is an ancient cosmic entity of immense power and eldritch terror, first introduced to the world by H.P. Lovecraft. With Cthulhu's unparalleled experience in spreading madness and chaos, who better to lead us into a new era?

Why should I vote for Cthulhu?

Choosing between the lesser of two evils has left many voters disillusioned. Why not embrace the greatest evil? Cthulhu promises comprehensive, sweeping changes that will leave an indelible mark on our world.

Where can I buy campaign merchandise?

Support the campaign and show your allegiance to Cthulhu by visiting our official campaign store. We offer a variety of items, from t-shirts and hats to posters and mugs. Every purchase helps spread the word and fund the campaign!

How does buying merchandise help the campaign?

Every purchase not only spreads awareness of our cause but also provides crucial funding for summoning eldritch horrors and other campaign activities. Wear your Cthulhu gear proudly and let the world know you support real, terrifying change!

Can Cthulhu really become president?

In a world where anything seems possible, why not Cthulhu? While technically a fictional entity, the campaign represents a movement of people tired of the status quo, ready to embrace the unknown and unimaginable. Plus, wouldn't it be fun?

What are Cthulhu's key policies?

Cthulhu's policies focus on comprehensive reform and cosmic changes, including global cooling, an eldritch-based economy, and unparalleled national security measures. For more details, check out our Dark Policies section.

How can I get involved in the campaign?

Getting involved is easy! Start by purchasing some of our amazing campaign merchandise. Follow us on social media, spread the word, and prepare your mind for the coming of Cthulhu. Every bit of support helps us grow stronger.

Events

Planned Cthulhu 2024 Events

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300m +
Worlds Conquered
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Followers Driven to Madness:
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Millennia of Experience
999,999
Cosmic Horrors Summoned:
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: The Cthulhu 2024 campaign is a work of satire and fiction. This website and its content are intended for entertainment purposes only. Cthulhu is a fictional character created by H.P. Lovecraft, and this campaign is not associated with any real political activity or entity. All merchandise is for novelty use only.